September 3, 2015
The Vermin Supreme Labor Day Telethon Moneybomb will take place from Saturday September 5 through Monday September 7, 2015 at Bardo Farm (bardofarm.com) in Croydon, New Hampshire.
Vermin will be making a very important announcement!
Vermin Supreme has four major planks in his platform. This platform makes Vermin Supreme the only major candidate facing up to the most important challenges of the new century:
1. Serious funding for time-travel research. The purpose is to go back in time to kill the baby Hitler, thus preventing the entry of the U.S. in WWII, saving millions of lives and billions of dollars.
2. Zombie power. As preparedness for the coming zombie apocalypse, and also to reduce our dependence on foreign oil.
3. Federal laws to enforce dental hygiene for everyone. This will enable America to bite back, creating a new spirit and incisors.
4. Free ponies for everyone. The cornerstone of the pony identification system, which will help us fight terrorism, and will also be a source of pony poop as a sustainable source of renewable energy.
We expect up to 2000 or more people at the festival. Find the link to live streaming of this historic event at bardofarm.com/vermin.
For more information about this historic event, search Facebook (“BurningVermin”) or search Google for “Vermin Telethon”.
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